> > >We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
> > from the male side.
> > >
> > > These are our rules! Please note ... these are ALL numbered "1" ON
> > PURPOSE!
> > >
> > > THE RULES
> > >
> > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
> > it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
> > about you leaving it down.
> > >
> > > 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if
> > we can find the perfect present yet again!
> > >
> > > 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
> > >
> > > 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
> > tides.Let it be.
> > >
> > > 1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than
> > short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that
> > married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
> > >
> > > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
> > that way.
> > >
> > > 1. Crying is blackmail.
> > >
> > > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
> > not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
> > it!
> > >
> > > 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on
> > calendar.Remind us frequently beforehand.
> > >
> > > 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What makes you think
> > we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
> > with your dress?
> > >
> > > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
> > question.
> > >
> > > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
> > what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> > >
> > > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
> > >
> > > 1. Check your oil! Please.
> > >
> > > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
> > fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
> > >
> > > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
> > us to act like soap opera guys.
> > >
> > > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse
> > to answer.
> > >
> > > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
> > ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
> > > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
> > done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
> > yourself.
> > >
> > > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> > commercials.
> > >
> > > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
> > >
> > > 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
> > months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your
> > girlfriends.
> > >
> > > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
> > have no idea what mauve is.
> > >
> > > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
> > >
> > > 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind
> > reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
> > >
> > > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
> > nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
> > hassle.
> > >
> > > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
> > you don't want to hear.
> > >
> > > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
> > Really.
> > >
> > > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
> > discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster
> > trucks.
> > >
> > > 1. You have enough clothes.
> > >
> > > 1. You have too many shoes.
> > >
> > > 1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee
> > or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're
> > saying anyway.)
> > >
> > > 1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz
> > together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
> > >
> > > 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
> > couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like
> > camping.
> > >
> > >1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
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> > >We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
> > from the male side.
> > >
> > > These are our rules! Please note ... these are ALL numbered "1" ON
> > PURPOSE!
> > >
> > > THE RULES
> > >
> > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
> > it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
> > about you leaving it down.
> > >
> > > 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if
> > we can find the perfect present yet again!
> > >
> > > 1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
> > >
> > > 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
> > tides.Let it be.
> > >
> > > 1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than
> > short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that
> > married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
> > >
> > > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
> > that way.
> > >
> > > 1. Crying is blackmail.
> > >
> > > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
> > not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
> > it!
> > >
> > > 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on
> > calendar.Remind us frequently beforehand.
> > >
> > > 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes -- tops. What makes you think
> > we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
> > with your dress?
> > >
> > > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
> > question.
> > >
> > > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
> > what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> > >
> > > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
> > >
> > > 1. Check your oil! Please.
> > >
> > > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
> > fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
> > >
> > > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
> > us to act like soap opera guys.
> > >
> > > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse
> > to answer.
> > >
> > > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
> > ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
> > > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
> > done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
> > yourself.
> > >
> > > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> > commercials.
> > >
> > > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
> > >
> > > 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
> > months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your
> > girlfriends.
> > >
> > > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
> > have no idea what mauve is.
> > >
> > > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
> > >
> > > 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind
> > reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
> > >
> > > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
> > nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
> > hassle.
> > >
> > > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
> > you don't want to hear.
> > >
> > > 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
> > Really.
> > >
> > > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
> > discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster
> > trucks.
> > >
> > > 1. You have enough clothes.
> > >
> > > 1. You have too many shoes.
> > >
> > > 1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee
> > or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're
> > saying anyway.)
> > >
> > > 1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz
> > together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
> > >
> > > 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
> > couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like
> > camping.
> > >
> > >1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
Thank You